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    People Are Pointing Out Unrealistic Things That Happen In Movies That Never Happen In Real Life, And There Are No Lies Detected

    *Leaves all responsibilities behind for a spontaneous trip around the world.*

    Recently, redditor u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens asked the internet: "What happens in movies that NEVER happens in real life?" Fellow Reddit users shared several things that happen in movies all the time β€” all of which are *very* unrealistic β€” and it's hilarious.

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    Here are some of the top-voted responses:

    1. "No one has to wait for anything. People phone or email back in time, taxis arrive, the results come back in time to catch the bad guys β€” even the coffee is ready to go."

    Jimmy Fallon gets into a taxi during a scene in "Taxi"
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    2. "Expositional dialogue. 'Hello person who is my sister, remember how our parents died in a car crash leaving us both orphaned at a young age?'"

    β€”u/KungThulhu

    3. "If a girl is arguing with you in real life, and you kiss her in an attempt to stop her from yelling, she'll most likely not appreciate it."

    β€”u/Livid_Yam

    4. "The lack of considerable paperwork from any police action movie."

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    β€”u/Derikson81

    5. "Being able to hear after hundreds of gun shots in a small room."

    β€”u/MrMilkMan105

    6. "Always finding a parking place right where they need to be."

    β€”u/javanator999

    7. "Never setting a time for things. 'Want to go out Friday?' 'Yeah.' 'Great, see you then. Bye.'"

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    β€”u/ron2838

    8. "One line of dialogue changes everything and makes it all OK."

    β€”u/87oldben

    9. "The villain wastes time instead of killing the protagonist right now."

    β€”u/baguetteboy7

    10. "People are up in the morning with enough time to have a home-cooked breakfast, casual family conversation, just relaxing and taking their time. Like, on a school day."

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    β€”u/Twisty_10

    11. "Perfect conversations without any stuttering, poor grammar, or poor vocabulary."

    β€”u/Mountain-Dingo7180

    12. "Someone who has been bedridden for months (like in a coma) gets out of bed and starts walking around β€” or even running."

    β€”u/Sullt8

    13. "Every pregnancy delivery is always a natural, screaming, painful birth. No one ever has a C-section or epidural."

    Katherine Heigl screams while giving birth in "Knocked Up"
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    14. "Whenever people play something back, be it a tape, video recording, or whatever, they can always fast-forward or rewind to EXACTLY the point they want, with perfect accuracy."

    β€”u/TheAdminer

    15. "Cars exploding. Cars can catch fire β€” it can happen very quickly, and they burn very intensely β€” but they don't explode."

    β€”u/Stock_Garage_672

    16. "No matter what tough physical challenges they go through, women always have good makeup and clean hair."

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    17. "The 'good guy' gets away with torture, abduction, murder, and mass destruction as soon as everybody understands his good intentions. In real life, a crime is a crime."

    β€”u/LeeChallenged

    18. "The main character and his or her family live in a big, very expensive, and perfectly decorated house. No clutter. No mess. Immaculate yard."

    β€”u/pinkflower200

    19. "In horror movies, people tend to go toward the danger instead of going for help."

    Warner Bros. Pictures

    20. "When any main character makes a rousing motivational speech or vocalizes a philosophical view, and then suddenly their entire target audience subscribes 100% to their beliefs or motives without question."

    β€”u/MansaMusaGang

    21. "Waiting for someone to finish a sentence before talking, even in an argument."

    β€”u/hypnonewt

    22. And finally: "Everyone can simply up and leave their life for a trip. Magically already having a passport and money to get a red-eye flight."

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    You can read the full thread here.

    What are other unrealistic things that happen in movies that never happen in real life? Let us know in the comments below!

    Note: Some submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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