Think you can tell the difference between rich people who are "old money" and "new money?" Well, people on Twitter apparently think it's blatantly obvious — and a little cringeworthy.
Here are just 17 things, according to them, that practically scream "new money" in the loudest possible way:
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1. Houses with an ~ultra~ modern design:
This and ultra modern design screams new money and I high key hate it. https://t.co/fcM4I21foF
2. Watches that are so flashy, you can't even tell the time:
Screams “new money” and it’s so gauche. https://t.co/A5EXRtaOFy
3. Expensive watches that aren't even properly fitted:
Y’all spending all this money on these timepieces. Then refuse to go get them properly fitted. An ill-fitting watch just screams “new money”
4. LV bags and trips to Dubai:
Is there anything that screams ‘new money’ more than Louis V bags and holidays to Dubai?
5. Literally anything Gucci:
Gucci anything screams new money
6. Moët & Chandon champagne:
Moèt & Chandon is a sign of new money
7. Huge designer logos on everything:
Big designer logos r so new money n ugly
8. Teeth work:
Nothing says new money like some teeth work, love it though!
9. Above-ground pools:
Nothing screams "new money" like an above ground pool
10. Two-story closets:
A two story closet screams “New Money”
11. This...car???
This SCREAMS "new money" https://t.co/VcvFDz53Ig
12. Flexing about going to the Super Bowl ✨ every year ✨:
Nothing screams New Money more than "I go to the Superbowl every year."
13. This "modern" makeover:
Wtf why would they do that??? The 'after' picture just screams new money!😩😩😩 https://t.co/44FiUZshMM
14. Letting everyone on social media know when you're at a luxury store:
Beyond tacky and screams new money https://t.co/0VqgJawkUW
15. Posting pricey restaurant bills online:
One thing I'm never doing is posting my restaurant bill no matter how expensive it is. Screams new money
16. Just, like, making ~money~ your whole personality:
It screams new money and usually they’re fronting about how much they have/make 🥱 https://t.co/WM8dIwAeCJ
17. And finally, calling a car "foreign":
When people call a car a “foreign” it screams new money…