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Netflix: Are you still there? Me:
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Netflix: Should I play this movie? Me: No no I'm just looking at it for a second Netflix: I'll put it on Me: I'm just literally reading what it is Netflix: It's playing :)
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Me: Watching Netflix Phone: 1%‼️ Me:
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Netflix: are you still watching? Me: peek-a-boo! Netflix: omg! haha you got me! Me: hahaha Netflix: hahaha Me: Netflix: but seriously are you still watching “Fuller House”? Me: ...yeah. Netflix: dude.
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some Netflix error messages I could use
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When your watching Netflix and the screen goes dark and you see your reflection.
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when your brother cracks a lame joke but he pays for the netflix account
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Me after watching the first episode of a Netflix series and then never coming back to it again:
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Mama has mastered the ultimate Netflix watching experience
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*Watching Netflix peacefully* *Remembers 8 exams, 3 assignments and a presentation* *Watching Netflix stressfully*
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*me at 3am* my brain: Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Me: *opens Netflix
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when your wife gets a job at netflix
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when your ex decides to delete your profile on the Netflix account you pay for and create his own :/ risky behaviour when I know what you’re watching
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Netflix: “are you still watching?” Me:
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It's almost time for bed, so I guess I'll just check Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and one full season of a TV show on Netflix real quick.
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*friend cancels plans* *me continuing to watch Netflix because I never actually started getting ready in the first place*
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Netflix: you still there? Me: *realizes Netflix checks in on me more than my actual friends do*
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When your friends start the Netflix party without you
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When your favorite show isn't on Netflix
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him: I think we should see other people me: is that on hulu or netflix
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Netflix you are correct
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Netflix problems.
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netflix problems...
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*is nearly exploding from stress & deadlines* me: ooh yes it’s the perfect time to begin the netflix series i’ve watched 6 times already
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Are you watching Netflix? Or is Netflix watching you?