1.
This husband who opens a new jar EVERY TIME he wants jam instead of finishing the last one:
2.
This husband who carried the donut box vertically:
3.
This husband who put the silverware away:
4.
This husband who was asked to put the groceries in the freezer:
5.
This husband who said he'd finish painting this wall after his spouse tore their rotator cuff:
According to the OP, the husband says it's "done":
6.
This husband who ate the top off this meatloaf his spouse just cooked:
7.
This husband who throws trash directly into the pantry:
8.
This husband who did this monstrosity to the toothpaste:
9.
This husband who said "not to worry" about the new shelving unit:
10.
This husband who was supposed to put a bag in the trash can — but instead, he put the whole trash can on the counter for his spouse to do it:
11.
This husband who put this amount of milk back in the fridge:
12.
This husband who wrote the date that he opened this orange juice:
13.
This husband who opened this cheese...from the bottom corner:
14.
This husband who leaves his dirty clothes on the floor — despite the fact that there are four laundry baskets he can use:
15.
This husband who changed the toilet paper roll and was sooo close to actually throwing away the old one:
16.
This husband who cut the corn bread:
17.
And finally, this husband who leaves a lovely stash of empty wrappers and trash in the house:
To all these husbands: "Side eye...SIDE EYE!!!"
