17 Recent Tinder, Hinge, And Bumble Screenshots That Are So Chaotic, I'm Amazed They're Actually Real

    The red flags are red flagging. 🚩🚩🚩

    1. This compliment:

    "You remind me of my pinky toe"

    2. These Tinder matches that have a very different energy:

    "Can I eat your p______ today?"

    3. This match who believes he can get whoever he wants:

    "I usually don't give females like you my time of day"
    "Sorry dude but you're not special"

    4. This "mommy" opener that didn't work:

    "I know I feel pretty gross"

    5. This match who didn't ask a question:

    "Delightful"

    6. This person who had the audacity to swipe right to send this message:

    "Please like people within your means"

    7. And this person who matched TWICE just to say this:

    "To remind you that you're still a fatty"

    8. This person who had an awful reply:

    "And what did I do to your for that"

    9. This "funny" date story that's actually not funny at all:

    "Oh I'll bite, what's your funniest date story?"
    "As for dates.. haven't been on any."

    10. This convo that started off cute:

    "Also with the utmost respect can I blow your back out?"
    "And here we are chatting"

    11. This match who chose to be honest:

    "Nah I'm good"

    12. This dog owner:

    "i don't want to call him mine... feels wrong."

    13. This person who has riveting conversation skills:

    "Yes"

    14. This car drama:

    "It's still dark out"
    "Im not going to ask you to pick me up"
    "I feel like that everything I don't want when I'm dating someone"
    "Im not reading to deep into it"
    "Not saying, 'Do you use Uber?'"
    screenshot of a Bumble exchange
    Screenshot of a Bumble exchange

    15. This guy who sounds like a lovely date:

    "Why don't you work out?"

    16. This convo that was messy from the start:

    "You matched with...."
    Screenshot of a Hinge exchange
    Screenshot of a Hinge exchange
    Screenshot of a Hinge exchange
    "You are something special for sure. Best of luck"

    17. And finally, this dude who had the most fascinating insults:

    "I plan on dying alone."

    Wow.

    H/T: r/TinderΒ and r/Bumble