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Posted on Jan 2, 2014

This Is What Happens When You Fall In Love With The TSA

Crotch inspections and broken hearts.

by lizlux

BuzzFeed, Creative Intern

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This Is What Happens When You Fall In Love With The TSA

Step 1: You show up to the airport merely for the pat down.

Step 2: You get to the line and your current boyfriend is not into it.

Step 3: But you don't care.

Step 4: You even head over to the FCI.

Step 5: At this point, this guy is thinking, "Maybe I'll get her number..."

Step 6: So you give out your number.

Step 7: You bring the TSA guy home.

Step 8: But then he dumps you.

Step 9: You knew someone else would want a pat down...

Step 10: So for next time,

This Is What Happens When You Fall In Love With The TSA

Step 1: You show up to the airport merely for the pat down.

Step 2: You get to the line and your current boyfriend is not into it.

Step 3: But you don't care.

Step 4: You even head over to the FCI.

Step 5: At this point, this guy is thinking, "Maybe I'll get her number..."

Step 6: So you give out your number.

Step 7: You bring the TSA guy home.

Step 8: But then he dumps you.

Step 9: You knew someone else would want a pat down...

Step 10: So for next time,

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