I meet someone for the first time
A friend is having a pity party
People make assumptions
People cut me off while driving
I win Words With Friends
My buzzer goes off at Applebees
I have to choose one dessert
People act aggressively
I see someone i'm attracted to
I get a promotion
My date goes well
There is no line for the bathroom
A stranger compliments me
There is a line for the bathroom
I get approved for a loan
I get a new friend request
My crush follows me on instagram
someone retweets me
I untangle my headphones
I hear a hit song from the 90s
I become part of a groupon
pink berry has free samples
My tight pants fit
someone tells a dirty joke
Jennifer Lawrence gives an interview
I meet someone else who follows Amanda Bynes on twitter
a festival ticket is worth the money
I make waffles
someone doesn't like arrested development
I get out early from work
I see a Kardashian on TV
people say they're "Team Breezy"
Someone wishes me a happy birthday
people talk about the new Daft Punk
The sales lady and I get along
People compliment my hair
Someone has the same sign as me
An ex calls or texts me
They call my order at Starbucks
I'm eligible for a phone upgrade
I can't find the right emoticon
My friend's birthday card is returned to my address
The subway jumpstarts
I don't know your name but you know mine
I have to figure out the Tip
I successfully leave without saying goodbye
