I found a gaggle/bunch/host/selection of bananas in a box in my basement. The box was in the back of my grandmother’s car which has not been driven in 17 years. These fine fruits are as brown as the shit in your toilet and would make a nice centerpiece for the table or a spot on your coffee table. Each individual banana can further be used as a paper weight, personal assistant, friend lover… These bananas are just looking for an adventure. Please them.
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