The Top 11 "Dance Moms" Quotes Of All Time

Because nothing says Tuesday night like an overweight dance dictator crushing tiny child dreams!

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Chloe's innocent response to Abby's somewhat controversial spy routine involving guns. It's adorable and accurate!

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Brooke describes everyone's relationship with their mother in one simple sentence.

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Spoiler alert: SHE CAN'T

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Cathy may be the most rotten candy apple in the bunch, but man can she dish a juicy insult!

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Shake dat ass you middle aged dance mom! WERK

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Of course no quote compilation would be complete without my personal faves: Christi and Kelly

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This was the moment I became a Dance Moms addict. It also gave me one of my new favorite words to work into conversation whenever possible.

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While these ladies often use the word whore, they never fail to say it with fresh enthusiasm every time!

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Preach Dr.Holly!

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Because let's be real we all know she's thinking it!

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Don't we all?

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Something tells me you'll be fine Vivi-Anne...

But let's be real we've all used some excuse of this caliber to get out of something we reallllllly didn't want to do.

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This quote will always be my favorite because HELLO TACOS. Also I'm pretty sure this proves Vivi-Anne is my spirit animal.

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The queen of the ALDC herself! *Sorry if this image haunts you in your sleep*