London The Derpiest Dog Ever.

Hello my name is london, and Im a really derpy dog, but Im super cute and hilarous, Yes I have one green eye and one blue, and I am a liver dalmatian, but my heart is all silly and I dont have much brains, hope you enjoy my derpness.

1. Even as a puppy i was super derpy, but my mom still loved me alot.

2. This is me and my mom

I love to swim with her in the river next to the cemetary, but im super derpy and have to wear a life jacket, cause i try and shake while im swimming and my mom has to rescue me from drowing. Oops.

3. heres me swimming

or splashing and almost drowning as my mom calls it.

4. One of my eyes is dark green and the other is light blue.

5. I love to swing on the swings.

6. and slide on slides.

7. Anytime im in nature i smile.

8. My mom yells at me for this, but i love to sniff a good butt.

9. Firefighters love me, i make them smile, its always good to make a hero smile.

10. I mean how could you not love this face.

11. me and my mum.

12. you know you love this face.

13. I love to toss clam shells at the beach, and chase feathers like my life depends on it, cause your supposed to eat all the fuzzy things.

14. waves are higher then they appear...... nah i just love to jump.

15. my eyes do this when i shake or sneeze. lol.

16. My name is london, and im derpy, buts you cant help butt love mee :)