22 Bizarre Products For Cat Lovers And Their Cats

Weird cat products, courtesy of Etsy.

1. Catnip Joints

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For those of you who want to light up alongside your cat.

2. Cat Butt Coasters

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Decorate your coffee table with some cat anuses. And set your drink on one too!

3. Pregnant Cat Lady Card

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A card to let people know you love your cats so much, you'd give birth to them. #crazycatladystatus

4. Pearl Cat Collar

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For when your cat is classy af.

5. Cat and the Hat Cookie Cutter

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If you love Dr. Suess, get this purrfect cookie cutter that looks a little....well, phallic.

6. Cat Wedding Cake Topper

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Because you're not only marrying your partner, you're marrying their cat.

7. Fish Cat Bed

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Give your cat nightmares with this cat bed shaped like something you'd find at the bottom of the ocean.

8. Sharknado Cat Hat

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Piss off your cat with this shark hat for the price of $20.00!

9. Bag O' Dicks Catnip

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Because there's nothing cuter than giving your cat a penis toy.

10. Tampon Cat Toy

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Or let your cat play with a tampon...

11. Obsessive Cat Disorder Sweatshirt

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Make light of a mental disorder, because cats make anything cute. Right?

12. Grumpy Cat Mousepad

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So majestic.

13. Cat Dragon Figurine

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I don't even know where to begin with this. Did I mention it's $1,280?

14. Cat Door Knocker

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Let the neighbors in on your cat obsession with this door knocker, which will cost you $1,250.

15. Identity Crisis T-shirt

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For when you have your next existential crisis.

16. Mohawk Cat Hat

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Because your cat is cooler than you.

17. Pizza Cats Mug

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Cats and pizza are the best combination.

18. Zen Cat Litter Box

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For celebrity cats that are too good for a normal litter box. The wicker gives it a more "natural" feel.

19. Mystical Cats Tarot Deck

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For cats and their owners who believe in the supernatural.

20. Grumpy Cat Elsa Frozen Mug

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The only thing we needed was a mix of Frozen and Grumpy Cat.

21. Stainless Steel Cat Claws

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I'm sorry, why would we need these???

22. Bucking Sharkaroo

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Pure genius on a shirt.