1. I'm already freezing and I’m only walking from the shower to my room. This is going to suck.
2. Is it snowing out there?! Oh hell no.
3. Do I really have to go out there? Please don't make me.
4. Fine. I'll just put on the biggest, warmest coat I own.
5. There better be sales and food at the mall or I will hurt you.
6. Snow is beautiful? I bet it looks even more beautiful from my couch, but please, tell me more.
7. OMG is this black ice?! IM GONNA FALL, IM FALLING, I FELL.
8. All these snowmen just witnessed me embarrass myself. Stop judging me with your stupid button eyes.
9. I can’t feel my body anymore. I am an ice cube.
10. Wait, you’re telling me I have to go back out there to get home? Is it spring yet?
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