10. Everyone there was older than you
14. Couldn’t decide which bag to bring
20. You had only one piece of gum left.
22. and you weren’t in the mood to flirt to get free drinks.
23. You read the venue’s yelp review
24. You started watching SVU.
27. and subways in general.
28. But… cabs = expensive traffic jams that are bad for the environment.
31. You discovered how much you love your new laundry detergent
34. Then you started thinking about your feelings
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