1. You need a parenting writer.
2. I have kids
3. I write.
4. I already write about my kids AND I do it with a sense of humour.
4. I am a cool mum.
5. I have all the official media qualifications and I got them while being a mum.
6. I understand kids toys.
7. I do fun stuff with my kids I can write about.
8. I understand a writer's life.
9. Family values are important to me.
10. My kids give me great story ideas.
11. I understand the life of the parent.
12. And the need for a healthy diet to keep up with the kids.
13. My children are so supportive of me and my talents.
14. And always ensure I'm looking my best.
15. And help keep my ego in check.
16. I'm willing to do crazy stuff in public just for my kids.
17. I'm a realistic mum.
18. And basically just a big kid at heart.
19. I think I'd really get on with the BuzzFeed staff.
20. And we already have so much in common.
21. I understand how important it is to be productive.
22. I understand how good writing can change a life.
23. As a parent I have my priorities straight.
24. I strive for greatness in all aspects of my life.
25. I'd make a great BuzzFeed writer
26. I actually suggested it myself a few months ago.
27. Parent - Tick. Writer - Tick. Parenting writing experience - Tick. There's only one thing left to say...
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