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    Bird Head Necklace

    For a mere $350 you can proudly (?) wear a taxidermied bird's head on your chest.

    Lindsey
    by Lindsey

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    And if you can avoid the jeers of PETA, this is one of those choices that will 100% put you on The Satorialist. No?

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