Buzz·Posted on Apr 11, 201424 Signs Your Life Revolves Around SnacksAs told by Special Agent Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks.by by Lindsey AdlerBuzzFeed News Reporter, by Julia PugachevskyBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You experience undeniably powerful emotions regarding food. 2. And you use flowery, hyperbolic language when describing exquisite taste sensations. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. You schedule your plans around when you get to eat. 4. This is the most important question you'll ask all day: 5. And when it comes to food, you don't have to be asked twice. 6. You can’t imagine doing anything serious before having a snack first. 7. And when times are tough and you need someone by your side, food is who you call. 8. Ninety percent of your conversations with friends end up being about how great food is. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. And you encourage others to embrace food the way that you do. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. But when you and your friends sit down to eat, you don't speak for a while out of respect for the feast in front of you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. You have super-specific preferences for all your favorite meals. 12. But even if a meal isn’t exactly to your liking, you’ll still love it for trying. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. You're willing to experiment with unusual flavor combinations in order to maximize your snacking experience. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. But you also worship a classic meal. 15. Your soulmate will know and love your most specific snacking preferences. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. And when you do meet someone with the same LITERAL tastes as you, you eyes fill with wonderment. 17. When you get hungry, you accidentally blurt out types of food instead of relevant words. 18. You even occasionally borderline hallucinate about food, which only enhances your existence. 19. Wasting even a tiny morsel of your food of choice would only happen in your wildest and most terrifying dreams. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. The phrase “that’s too much food” is your anti-motto. 21. In fact, you consider the phrase "too much food" a fun challenge. 22. You are sure to record any unusual food encounters in your day because those moments are special and fleeting. 23. Because you appreciate every moment you have with your favorite snack. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. And you cherish this lifestyle, because you know it won't last forever.