1. How's the weather down there?
2. Are you a Jockey?
3. Can you get me that from down there?
4. Can you stand on a stool or something, you are ruining the picture?
5. How short are you?!?
6. Do you like being short?
7. Do you date people taller than you?
8. Are your parents short like you?
9. Did you get shorter?
Remember that height is one of the few things people cannot change
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