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When your delicious Chinese food dinner ends in an erotic fairy tale.
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When a quiet night on the couch turns into Sex 101.
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When you receive important instructions that you never even asked for.
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When you're not sure if you're in a food coma from all the fried rice, or are actually having sex.
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When science, sex, and take-out collide.
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When you never want to smile ever again.
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When a compliment on a piece of paper feels a lot like sexual harassment.
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When a Chinese food delivery person hands you the message you've been waiting for.
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When your meal teaches you something new.
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When everyone at the table is reading their fortunes and it's your turn to go.
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When it sounds almost too good to be true.
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When you receive a message you never knew you needed...
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When you're not sure if you should be excited or afraid.
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When you get the message loud and clear.
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When you learn how to say a very important word in a language you've always wanted to learn.
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When you knew it all along, but receive the validation from a cookie.
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When you find out all your hard work at the gym is thankfully paying off.
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And finally, when your neighborhood Chinese restaurant answers the question you've always wondered about yourself.
