Update — Dec. 2, 12:30 p.m. PT: The baby's name has been revealed on Ashton Kutcher's website as Dimitri Portwood.
"Today, A Plus is happy to announce that Dimitri Portwood Kutcher was born at 1:21 a.m. on November 30, weighing 8 pounds and 15 ounces," the website reports. "Dimitri is the couple's second child, after having their daughter Wyatt in October of 2014."
As for a photo of their newborn son — we may just have to wait. "We'd like to allow our kids to make their own choices on whether to have a life in the public eye or not," Kutcher told A Plus. "We don't want to make the choice for them."