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While the world can sometimes be an awful, ugly, scary place, we mustn't forget the incredible gift we've all been given...
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The gift that is Zachary David Alexander Efron's 723,598,651 abs.
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The sight can shake you to your absolute core.
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They are so hot, they literally affect the weather.
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And they can stop a stampede of buffalo dead in their tracks.
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They even have the ability to make all your wildest dreams come true.
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They're honestly such a goddamn blessing.
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Parents can't even seem to understand the pile of rocks that is Zac Efron's abdomen.
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NO ONE CAN FIGURE THEM OUT.
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A true mystery to us all.
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But a beautiful one, at that.
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Zac's abs have so much power.
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They'll make you do things you've never done before.
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And bring out a side you never knew you had.
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"Who am I?" you'll ask yourself.
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You are a human, staring at a photo of Zac's abs, wishing they were yours.
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Stay safe out there, fam.
