Literally Just 17 Hilarious Tweets About Postmates

    "Hello again, Robert."

    1. When your driver delivers so much more than just a meal:

    2. When you're shit out of luck:

    3. When 379 ft. is just too far:

    4. When it's time to take a good look in the mirror:

    5. When all you wanted to do was pluck your brows:

    6. When your Postmates driver knows who's in charge:

    7. When you're afraid the end is near:

    8. When you're just being honest:

    9. When you never give up:

    10. When you see a familiar face:

    11. When you want to crawl in a hole and die:

    12. When things get personal:

    13. And when the driver goes too far:

    14. When they go above and beyond:

    15. When you gotta play the damn game:

    16. THIS:

    17. And finally, when all your driver really wants is for you to have an awesome day: