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Chris Pratt Plays A Game Of "Would You Rather"

Would he rather save a horse or ride a cowboy?

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Jurassic World is now in theaters.

I REPEAT. Jurassic World is NOW IN THEATERS.

In honor of the highly anticipated film, we asked its lead actor, Chris Pratt, to play a game of "Would You Rather." Chris was stoked to play, because he's a chill dude and is always down to clown.

Thumbs up, buddy!

Thumbs up, buddy!

To start the game, we decided to skip the small talk and go straight for nudity. We asked Chris if he'd rather go about his normal day naked or sleep for a year. He didn't miss a beat.

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Well that was easy.

Next up, vocals. Chris nearly fell off his chair when given the choice of being able to sing like Christina Aguilera or ball like Kobe Bryant.

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Easy, tiger!

When asked if Chris would rather fight Mike Tyson and win or talk like him forever, the actor was horrified.

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Yes, Chris. They are great options.

After pulling himself together, Chris eventually voiced his decision.

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"Oh, wait. He would have to hit me a couple times though, wouldn't he? Ehh, I'll still take it!"

If Chris thought that was stressful, he was in for a wild ride. We then threw the hardest question known to humankind. Christopher Michael Pratt, would you rather be your Jurassic World character in real life...OR BE BEYONCÉ?!?!

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Do you pick this?!?!

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Or THIS???

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Next up: animals! Would you rather be a dog named Killer or a cat named Fluffy?

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Valid point. Moving on...

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Be stranded on an island alone or with Jerry Seinfeld?

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Chris then gave the cutest answer to the weirdest question ever, which made us love him even more. Would you rather faint while being interviewed by Oprah or be eaten by a dinosaur?

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*hearts melting around the world*

The next question got Chris good. We asked this harmless human if he would rather save a horse or ride a cowboy.

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That smile doe.

Chris went with the safe answer.

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We feel you, and so does PETA.

When quizzed on whether he'd rather drink one gallon of ketchup or one gallon of mustard, it seemed as if Chris had been waiting to answer this question his entire life. He was ready.

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Fair enough.

And made us feel crazy for even asking if he'd rather have Twizzlers for hair or Sharpie permanent markers for fingers.

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Go see Jurassic World in theaters NOW.

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