In honor of the highly anticipated film, we asked its lead actor, Chris Pratt, to play a game of "Would You Rather." Chris was stoked to play, because he's a chill dude and is always down to clown.
To start the game, we decided to skip the small talk and go straight for nudity. We asked Chris if he'd rather go about his normal day naked or sleep for a year. He didn't miss a beat.
Next up, vocals. Chris nearly fell off his chair when given the choice of being able to sing like Christina Aguilera or ball like Kobe Bryant.
When asked if Chris would rather fight Mike Tyson and win or talk like him forever, the actor was horrified.
After pulling himself together, Chris eventually voiced his decision.
If Chris thought that was stressful, he was in for a wild ride. We then threw the hardest question known to humankind. Christopher Michael Pratt, would you rather be your Jurassic World character in real life...OR BE BEYONCÉ?!?!
Do you pick this?!?!
Next up: animals! Would you rather be a dog named Killer or a cat named Fluffy?
Valid point. Moving on...
Be stranded on an island alone or with Jerry Seinfeld?