1. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Grace Helbig: Figure out what day it is and check my calendar to see if I overslept for anything.
Mamrie Hart: Besides check my texts and emails and social media of my enemies, I make a coffee and talk to my dog for an unhealthy amount of time.
Hannah Hart: Drink warm water with lemon.
2. When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
Grace: Vodka soda — boring and dependable!
Mamrie: Red wine or flavored vodka soda.
Hannah: Vodka soda if I have to speak to strangers. Scotch with rocks if I’m there with friends.
3. What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
Mamrie: Most recently it’s been "intrinsic." I have no idea why, but it makes me sound smart, so I’m not gonna question it. It’s just that it’s intrinsic to my vernacular. (Did that sound smart?)
4. What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
Grace: “Fart soundboard.”
Mamrie: Making sure I just spelled "intrinsic" correctly.
5. Who is the last person that called or texted you?
Grace: My assistant, Diane, reminding me to answer these survey questions.
Mamrie: AT&T texted to tell me I was over my data limit. AT&T is the person that texts me the most. It’s sad but I’m fine with it.
Hannah: My manager.
6. What's the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
Grace: Phone — a picture of my dog in a plaid lumberjack-looking vest. Computer — a generic picture of mountains. Am I trying to subconsciously tell myself to move to Portland?
Mamrie: A pic of my hilarious dog Beanz. @beanzhart on Insta.
7. What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
Grace: I left an ’80s birthday party the other night with a couple friends to meet up with their friends, who I’d never met before. We got to the bar and it was immediately clear that I was on a deeper level of intoxication than them. Also, I was dressed in a full cheetah-print jumpsuit. I stared silently for a bit before removing myself from the situation.
Mamrie: Yesterday I went to buy supplies for a beer bong, since apparently they don’t sell them at party stores, and there, measuring out tubing in the hardware store, another dude rolled up with a funnel to grab tubing. We were BOTH making beer bongs. It was awkward but fun. If he wasn’t an older gay gentleman, I think we could’ve had a shot.
Hannah: Someone was being a dick on set, but we killed it with kindness.
8. What is your TV guilty pleasure?
Grace: Real Housewives of...(everywhere).
Mamrie: The Bachelor/The Bachelorette/Bachelor in Paradise.
Hannah: Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
9. What's the first CD you bought?
Grace: Bush, in fifth grade as a birthday gift for my “boyfriend.”
Mamrie: Oasis — "Wonderwall."
Hannah: NSYNC — No Strings Attached.
10. And what music are you currently listening to?
Grace: I listen to a lot of cheesy pop — Girl Talk and for some reason "Total Eclipse of the Heart" on repeat.
Mamrie: Yacht Rock. The cheesier the better.
11. What is the one food you cannot resist?
Grace: Cold Chinese food leftovers.
Mamrie: I’m an asshole who actually loves healthy food. But if this was opened up to what types of booze, this could go on for days.
12. What movie makes you laugh the most?
Grace: Monty Python and the Holy Grail or Step Brothers.
Mamrie: The homemade horror films my siblings and I would make as kids.
Hannah: The Mermaid.
13. What toppings do you like on your pizza?
Mamrie: Pineapples and jalapeños.
Hannah: Buffalo mozzarella, tomato, basil — caprese style!
14. What drives you absolutely crazy?
Grace: People who lack compassion and empathy for others.
Mamrie: People who are inconsiderate and/or smack their gum when they chew.
15. What was your first online screen name?
Mamrie: Ballet007 because I was a dancer but I also wanted a little edge.
16. What’s the last thing you copied and pasted on your phone?
Grace: A link to a recent video I did with ClevverStyle for #BeautyBreak.
Mamrie: A text from an ex to send to a girlfriend to be like WTF. Ya know, like us girls do.
Hannah: This quiz!
17. What’s your favorite curse word?
Grace: Shit or fuck — hard to choose.
18. What's your favorite emoji?
Grace: Strong arm, cringe face, and old man.
Mamrie: According to my most often used, it is the manicure nails emoji. AKA the "check me out, I ain’t got time for this mess" emoji.
Hannah: Peace sign and heart.
19. Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
20. New York or Los Angeles?
Grace: New York.
Mamrie: While I love NYC, my heart has transplanted to this sunny city of kale.
21. Twitter or Instagram?
Mamrie: You can still do a witty caption on Twitter, but it feels weird adding pics to the twits.
Hannah: OMG DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE.
22. Bacon or Nutella?
Mamrie: I don’t eat meat, so Nutella by default.
23. Britney or Christina?
Mamrie: It’s Britney, bitch.
24. Coffee or tea?
Mamrie: An intravenous direct line of coffee all day, e’reday.
25. NSYNC or BSB?
Mamrie: I went on a Backstreet Boys cruise through the Mediterranean this past May, so you tell me.
26. 2 a.m. or 2 p.m.?
Grace: 2 p.m.
Mamrie: 2 a.m. all the way.
Hannah: 2 a.m.
27. Beyoncé or Rihanna?
Mamrie: This is a tough call. I prefer Beyoncé's music but would rather hang out with Rihanna.
Hannah: Beyoncé. (I love RiRi hard, but really it’s unfair to compare anyone to Beyoncé.)
28. Netflix and chill or just Netflix?
Grace: Just Netflix.
Mamrie: I’d rather go out dancing?
Hannah: Netflix and cheeeeel.
29. Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
Grace: Clarissa Explains It All.
Mamrie: Honey-child, I am almost 33 years old. So I have no idea. But I would rather have acting-a-fool Miley over Hilary Duff any day of the week.
Hannah: Hannah Montana.
30. And finally: Tell us a secret.
Grace: I’ve never had a bikini wax. SCANDALOUS!
Mamrie: I've never seen Star Wars, and I really don't care.
Hannah: I did this quiz with no pants on!