1. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Grace Helbig: Figure out what day it is and check my calendar to see if I overslept for anything.
Mamrie Hart: Besides check my texts and emails and social media of my enemies, I make a coffee and talk to my dog for an unhealthy amount of time.
Hannah Hart: Drink warm water with lemon.
2. When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
Grace: Vodka soda — boring and dependable!
Mamrie: Red wine or flavored vodka soda.
Hannah: Vodka soda if I have to speak to strangers. Scotch with rocks if I’m there with friends.
3. What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
Grace: "Bonkers."
Mamrie: Most recently it’s been "intrinsic." I have no idea why, but it makes me sound smart, so I’m not gonna question it. It’s just that it’s intrinsic to my vernacular. (Did that sound smart?)
Hannah: "Sorry."
4. What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
Grace: “Fart soundboard.”
Mamrie: Making sure I just spelled "intrinsic" correctly.
Hannah: “Cachaça."
5. Who is the last person that called or texted you?
Grace: My assistant, Diane, reminding me to answer these survey questions.
Mamrie: AT&T texted to tell me I was over my data limit. AT&T is the person that texts me the most. It’s sad but I’m fine with it.
Hannah: My manager.
6. What's the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
Grace: Phone — a picture of my dog in a plaid lumberjack-looking vest. Computer — a generic picture of mountains. Am I trying to subconsciously tell myself to move to Portland?
Mamrie: A pic of my hilarious dog Beanz. @beanzhart on Insta.
7. What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
Grace: I left an ’80s birthday party the other night with a couple friends to meet up with their friends, who I’d never met before. We got to the bar and it was immediately clear that I was on a deeper level of intoxication than them. Also, I was dressed in a full cheetah-print jumpsuit. I stared silently for a bit before removing myself from the situation.
Mamrie: Yesterday I went to buy supplies for a beer bong, since apparently they don’t sell them at party stores, and there, measuring out tubing in the hardware store, another dude rolled up with a funnel to grab tubing. We were BOTH making beer bongs. It was awkward but fun. If he wasn’t an older gay gentleman, I think we could’ve had a shot.
Hannah: Someone was being a dick on set, but we killed it with kindness.
8. What is your TV guilty pleasure?
Grace: Real Housewives of...(everywhere).
Mamrie: The Bachelor/The Bachelorette/Bachelor in Paradise.
Hannah: Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
9. What's the first CD you bought?
Grace: Bush, in fifth grade as a birthday gift for my “boyfriend.”
Mamrie: Oasis — "Wonderwall."
Hannah: NSYNC — No Strings Attached.
10. And what music are you currently listening to?
Grace: I listen to a lot of cheesy pop — Girl Talk and for some reason "Total Eclipse of the Heart" on repeat.
Mamrie: Yacht Rock. The cheesier the better.
11. What is the one food you cannot resist?
Grace: Cold Chinese food leftovers.
Mamrie: I’m an asshole who actually loves healthy food. But if this was opened up to what types of booze, this could go on for days.
Hannah: Tacos.
12. What movie makes you laugh the most?
Grace: Monty Python and the Holy Grail or Step Brothers.
Mamrie: The homemade horror films my siblings and I would make as kids.
Hannah: The Mermaid.
13. What toppings do you like on your pizza?
Grace: Anything.
Mamrie: Pineapples and jalapeños.
Hannah: Buffalo mozzarella, tomato, basil — caprese style!
14. What drives you absolutely crazy?
Grace: People who lack compassion and empathy for others.
Mamrie: People who are inconsiderate and/or smack their gum when they chew.
Hannah: Myself.
15. What was your first online screen name?
Grace: GracieHinAbox.
Mamrie: Ballet007 because I was a dancer but I also wanted a little edge.
Hannah: N/A
16. What’s the last thing you copied and pasted on your phone?
Grace: A link to a recent video I did with ClevverStyle for #BeautyBreak.
Mamrie: A text from an ex to send to a girlfriend to be like WTF. Ya know, like us girls do.
Hannah: This quiz!
17. What’s your favorite curse word?
Grace: Shit or fuck — hard to choose.
Mamrie: CUNT.
Hannah: Goddammit.
18. What's your favorite emoji?
Grace: Strong arm, cringe face, and old man.
Mamrie: According to my most often used, it is the manicure nails emoji. AKA the "check me out, I ain’t got time for this mess" emoji.
Hannah: Peace sign and heart.
19. Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
Grace: Puppies.
Mamrie: PUPPIES.
Hannah: Kitties.
20. New York or Los Angeles?
Grace: New York.
Mamrie: While I love NYC, my heart has transplanted to this sunny city of kale.
Hannah: NYC.
21. Twitter or Instagram?
Grace: Twitter.
Mamrie: You can still do a witty caption on Twitter, but it feels weird adding pics to the twits.
Hannah: OMG DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE.
22. Bacon or Nutella?
Grace: Nutella.
Mamrie: I don’t eat meat, so Nutella by default.
Hannah: Nutella.
23. Britney or Christina?
Grace: Britney.
Mamrie: It’s Britney, bitch.
Hannah: Britney.
24. Coffee or tea?
Grace: Coffee.
Mamrie: An intravenous direct line of coffee all day, e’reday.
Hannah: Tea.
25. NSYNC or BSB?
Grace: NSYNC.
Mamrie: I went on a Backstreet Boys cruise through the Mediterranean this past May, so you tell me.
Hannah: NYSNC.
26. 2 a.m. or 2 p.m.?
Grace: 2 p.m.
Mamrie: 2 a.m. all the way.
Hannah: 2 a.m.
27. Beyoncé or Rihanna?
Grace: Beyoncé.
Mamrie: This is a tough call. I prefer Beyoncé's music but would rather hang out with Rihanna.
Hannah: Beyoncé. (I love RiRi hard, but really it’s unfair to compare anyone to Beyoncé.)
28. Netflix and chill or just Netflix?
Grace: Just Netflix.
Mamrie: I’d rather go out dancing?
Hannah: Netflix and cheeeeel.
29. Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
Grace: Clarissa Explains It All.
Mamrie: Honey-child, I am almost 33 years old. So I have no idea. But I would rather have acting-a-fool Miley over Hilary Duff any day of the week.
Hannah: Hannah Montana.
30. And finally: Tell us a secret.
Grace: I’ve never had a bikini wax. SCANDALOUS!
Mamrie: I've never seen Star Wars, and I really don't care.
Hannah: I did this quiz with no pants on!
Make sure to check out Dirty 30, in select theaters and iTunes on September 23rd!
