Which Big, Jiggling Man Butt Do You Actually Deserve?
Hey, you're an Aries, so you like a butt that's not afraid to take control. From the bedroom to the boardroom, on or off the field, you deserve a truly adventurous ass. You go, girl/guy! :aggressive clench emoji:
Taurus, you need a patient, passionate piece of ass that knows how to treat you right. You've been deceived by a dirty derrière or two in the past, so please, stay vigilant, and only accept the butt you truly deserve.
Gemini. Angel. Darling. Be on the lookout for a butt as pert and perky as you are. Your ideal ass is out there — all you have to do is find it, grab hold with both hands, and never, ever let go.
You see that ass, Cancer? Yeah, that's the kind of butt you gotta get. It's intuitive, tender, and really just wants to take care of you. Because you're worth it. :gentle squeeze emoji:
Leo, you love yourself some time in the spotlight — and your dream butt is no different. You deserve an ass that's large, in charge, and always ready for a good time.
Virgo, you've got a lot of junk in your life-trunk right now — just like this full-bodied booty right here. But don't worry, you got this. Just keep your eyes on the prize, baby!
Ooh, Libra, do we have the perfect butt for you! This randy lil' rump is rearing and ready to go — it's gonna sweep you right off your feet. *swoon*
Bam! Splat! Pow! You hear that, Scorpio? That's the sound of your dream butt getting down to business. Because you need a butt that's just as bold and powerful as you are. Nothing else will do.
Hot damn, Sagittarius! That ass don't quit! Which is perfect, because your dream butt needs to be just as energetic and indomitable as you are. WERK.
Work hard, play hard — amirite, Capricorn? You deserve a butt that's bold, daring, disciplined, and not afraid to get a little hands-on when necessary. So what are you waiting for? Get after that dream ass ASAP!
Aquarius, you like a man in a suit, and your ideal ass should be no different. A tight tush deserves tight pants to show off all those curves, right? Yes. Duh. Damn.
Your dream butt is perky, Pisces, just like you — imaginative, adaptable, and always down for a good time. No matter where life takes you, just remember to listen to your heart, and your humps will follow.