Seven Celebrities Who Really Need To Thank A Few People

These seven celebrities owe certain people in their lives raises or an unlimited supply of wine.... or both.

1. Justin Bieber's PR Specialist

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Whomever has this job better be making bank otherwise it's not worth it to get ridiculous calls in the middle of the night about this kid's behavior. "What! He spat on his fans from his balcony?!?" "What? He peed in a mop bucket in a five star hotel?!?" "HE RETIRED!?!" His PR Specialist deserves an award for keeping Bieber relevant and popular among little girls, while he continues on with his "doucheswaggery". You go PR specialist! Go drink a bottle of wine and keep your phone near you, because your number one client is getting ready to disappoint you once again.

2. Kim Kardashian's Athletic Trainer

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Whomever has this job really has their work cut out for them. Once a day this athletic trainer is forced to hear about major first world problems and about Kim's true love for Ray J-no, Reggie Bush-no, Kris Humphries-no, KANYE- that's the one! This trainer attempts to motivate Kim to run a mile on the treadmill, but at .25 miles in she has to stop and take a selfie. She then has to Instagram it and tweet it out, so that mile isn't happening. This trainer eventually gives up on cardio, and moves Kim over to the weights where she finally grabs a dumbbell... and poses with it in the mirror. At this point the trainer just goes with Kim's workout of pushing her butt out, pouting those fake lips and lifting her right arm repeatedly for selfies. You go athletic trainer! Go work off your stress from Kim by swimming in the pool of money she pays you!

3. Miley Cyrus's Personal Stylist

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Whomever has this job must have a vast amount of experience in being constantly undermined. This person has the awesome job of dressing Miley up like a Barbie doll, but that's really not what happens. This person is full of ideas to make Miley look wild and unique, but Miley takes her ideas into consideration and then takes away the jewelry, clothing and underwear, but keeps the combat boots and throws in a wrecking ball. Miley's stylist could spend hours and hours designing or putting together an outfit for the gods, but Miley is just gonna wear a bedazzled glittery marijuana themed leotard or channel Angelica from The Rugrats in a sexy way (VMA Outfit). She just can't stop and she won't stop . Miley's stylist probably has nightmares of what Miley's next fashion catastrophe will be, but she soothes herself back to sleep by counting her dollah bills like sheep.

4. Taylor Swift's Long List of Ex-Lovers

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Whomever has had the opportunity to be one of Taylor's ex-lovers really deserves to be recognized. Taylor would probably have much less of a career if it wasn't for Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal, Harry Styles and Connor Kennedy. All six of these men seem semi-normal and should probably create a support group to figure out a common reason for why they are all no longer with Taylor. Does she have an eleventh toe? An obsession with giraffes? Maybe the video for Blank Space wasn't just a music video, but rather a day in the life with Taylor? Whatever it is, we will never know if this support group does not form. Bravo can produce the show "Taylor's Long List of Ex-Lovers", and every episode will tackle a different issue of all of their relationships with Taylor. The season finale will be Taylor coming on to the show to learn what she did wrong and to also present her exs with pieces of the awards she has won. These men truly deserve a huge thanks from Taylor for making her what she is today. You go ex-lovers!

5. James Franco's Parents

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Whomever gave birth to the Eighth Wonder of the World, deserves an award and also a mental health evaluation. Mr. and Mrs. Franco produced an anomaly who constantly manages to stay relevant while screwing up in the strangest ways possible. How is one human intelligent enough to teach a course at NYU on acting and also dumb enough to openly flirt with a 17 year old girl over her Instagram account? He is a complete douche, but his parents instilled some trait in him that still makes him desirable, attractive and oddly doable. His nude paintings of Seth Rogen should deter his fans away from him, yet they just add to repertoire of oddly attractive characteristics. The pedo mustache should also scare some fans away, yet it just works for him. If it wasn't for his parents questionable parenting skills and attractive looks, the world would be without the most interesting man. Enjoy the financial benefits your son provides, because you truly deserve it.

6. Britney Spears's Entire Entourage

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Whomever has stuck with Britney from the beginning can basically do anything now. Britney's life has been a roller coaster, and her entourage has worked extremely hard to get the coaster working and to clean up the vomit along the way. 2007 was a tough year for them, and they are still recovering, but trucking on. Making it through the head shaving incident, Britney's inability to wear underwear for an entire year and just K-Fed in general, makes them practically saints. Since 2007, her entourage helped her get a Vegas show and produce a few more top hits, and they got a little bit of rest from the insanity that is known as Britney, Bitch. Britney is 33 now though, which means that an almost mid-life crisis is inevitable. What'll it be Brit? Another awards show in full denim? Another talented Caucasian rapper as a husband? Whatever it be, Britney needs to up her entourage's pay to prepare for when the Spearspocalyspe hits one more time.

7. Kanye's Ego

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Whomever is running the self-proclaimed God from the inside, deserves an award more than Taylor Swift. Kanye's ego has allowed him to say things that no other human being could imagine getting away with, but he is so full of himself that nobody really questions his actions. He compares himself on a daily basis to people like Maya Angelou, Socrates and Pinocchio, which are all people regularly grouped together. Kanye loves himself so much that he has managed to take the most self-obsessed female individual on the planet, and make her look down to earth. Way to go Kanye's ego, you make Kim look like a regular gal. His ego has made him who he is today, and his ego deserves a raise in every way possible. The one thing that Kanye's ego showed the world though, is that nobody will ever find someone to love them even half as much as Kanye loves Kanye.