Inspired by Amy Sly's Am I Wearing Pants? flowchart, my friend Keeli and I created the spin-off Am I Wearing a Dress? to help girls avoid leaving the house in dresses that aren't quite, well, dresses.
After seeing a girl at a Lone Star Chili Cook-off who seemed to think her tunic was actually a dress, we felt the need to sound the alarm to confused women everywhere. Yes, I live in NYC where almost anything goes and the outfits rarely fail to entertain, but I can’t stand by and support seeing flashes of lady parts as girls parade down Park Ave in “dresses” that don’t quite cover themselves (oh, it’s happened).