18 Etsy Items Any Self-Respecting Lesbian Should Own

    Because literally no one will take you seriously if you don't have a "The L Word" watch.

    1. This angry and identity-affirming tote, $12:

    2. This cross-stitch pattern titled "Lesbian Cows," $6:

    3. This oddly specific onesie, $16:

    4. This handy-dandy tool, $6:

    5. This "Gay Love Attraction Oil," $4.95:

    6. This extremely bossy t-shirt, $20:

    7. This Perler portrait of Ellen, $50:

    8. These word blocks "for Gift or Mixed Media Fun," $12:

    9. These equality pasties, $10:

    10. This sensible L Word watch, $40:

    11. This confusing shirt, $10:

    12. This questionable ring, $59.99:

    13. Sculptures of Tegan and Sara's faces, $24.45 each:

    14. These ambiguous keychains, $40:

    15. This ... coin ... purse, $14.69:

    16. This Rachel Maddow finger puppet, $10:

    17. This "Pixel Vagina" tote bag, $39.65:

    18. And, perhaps most importantly, this important painting of the famed Lesbian Last Supper, $29.99: