18 Etsy Items Any Self-Respecting Lesbian Should Own

Because literally no one will take you seriously if you don’t have a “The L Word” watch.

1. This angry and identity-affirming tote, $12:

2. This cross-stitch pattern titled “Lesbian Cows,” $6:

3. This oddly specific onesie, $16:

4. This handy-dandy tool, $6:

5. This “Gay Love Attraction Oil,” $4.95:

“This powerful oil blend is used for attracting love, and lust from the same sex. This LGBT favorite oil invites the energy, and spirituality to attract gay love.”

6. This extremely bossy t-shirt, $20:

7. This Perler portrait of Ellen, $50:

8. These word blocks “for Gift or Mixed Media Fun,” $12:

“Use them to make your friends smile, or put them in your photos for added exposure. I think they are super artsy. […] This one can spell LEN or LEZ in case you want to honor that special guy named Lenny, or the Lesbian in your life. (or both?)”

9. These equality pasties, $10:

10. This sensible L Word watch, $40:

11. This confusing shirt, $10:

What does that even mean?

12. This questionable ring, $59.99:

Really, where would you wear this?

13. Sculptures of Tegan and Sara’s faces, $24.45 each:

14. These ambiguous keychains, $40:

15. This … coin … purse, $14.69:

“these are made to order so you can have the colour you fancy. They are great place to keep your love notes, condoms,money or anything else you fancy.”

16. This Rachel Maddow finger puppet, $10:

17. This “Pixel Vagina” tote bag, $39.65:

“For a bag with a huge pussy plastered on it’s front, the Pixel Vagina Tote is surprisingly inconspicuous. From across the room the bag is just a pattern of pinks, ochers, and burnt umbers. But From down the street it reads as a giant bobbing vagina. Hilarious!”

18. And, perhaps most importantly, this important painting of the famed Lesbian Last Supper, $29.99:

Yep, that’s Shane as Judas.

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