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15 Best Responses To Mike Huckabee's "Jesus Wept" Tweet

Mike Huckabee suggested that both he and Jesus were displeased with the ruling against DOMA on Wednesday. Here are some of the best twitter responses.

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After the decision, he tweeted this:

My thoughts on the SCOTUS ruling that determined that same sex marriage is okay: "Jesus wept."

Gov. Mike Huckabee

@GovMikeHuckabee

My thoughts on the SCOTUS ruling that determined that same sex marriage is okay: "Jesus wept."

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Some people agreed that Jesus was probably crying.

1.

I cry at weddings, too. RT @GovMikeHuckabee My thoughts on the SCOTUS ruling that determined that same sex marriage is okay: "Jesus wept."

Mara Wilson

@MaraWritesStuff

I cry at weddings, too. RT @GovMikeHuckabee My thoughts on the SCOTUS ruling that determined that same sex marriage is okay: "Jesus wept."

2.

.@GovMikeHuckabee Oops! Your tweet got cut off. "...with joy."

Fullsteam Brewery

@fullsteam

.@GovMikeHuckabee Oops! Your tweet got cut off. "...with joy."

Some people thought Huckabee should probably learn a bit more about the Bible.

3.

@GovMikeHuckabee that guy hung out with hookers, lepers, tax collectors, and 12 unmarried men. he's probably not that fragile.

Joan Vignocchi

@chinagrrljoan

@GovMikeHuckabee that guy hung out with hookers, lepers, tax collectors, and 12 unmarried men. he's probably not that fragile.

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4.

@GovMikeHuckabee enjoy your mixed fibers and shellfish.

karentvchick

@karentvchick

@GovMikeHuckabee enjoy your mixed fibers and shellfish.

5.

@GovMikeHuckabee I think Jesus would be more concerned with, say, feeding the poor than preventing two gay people from expressing their love

Robert A Stribley

@stribs

@GovMikeHuckabee I think Jesus would be more concerned with, say, feeding the poor than preventing two gay people from expressing their love

6.

Ole Jesus is cool with bigotry though.. ȁc@GovMikeHuckabee: My thoughts on the SCOTUS ruling that same sex marriage is okay: "Jesus wept."ȁd

Darren Kochansky

@heydtrain

Ole Jesus is cool with bigotry though.. ȁc@GovMikeHuckabee: My thoughts on the SCOTUS ruling that same sex marriage is okay: "Jesus wept."ȁd

Some people were pretty sure Jesus had other thoughts.

7.

.@GovMikeHuckabee pretty sure Jesus would think you're a jerk. I mean he would like be nice to your face, but secretly think you were a jerk

Ellen Page

@EllenPage

.@GovMikeHuckabee pretty sure Jesus would think you're a jerk. I mean he would like be nice to your face, but secretly think you were a jerk

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8.

ȁc@GovMikeHuckabee: thoughts on the ruling today: "Jesus wept."ȁd Correction, Jesus told me he'd be partying in West Hollywood tonight

Tyler Lyle

@tylerlyle

ȁc@GovMikeHuckabee: thoughts on the ruling today: "Jesus wept."ȁd Correction, Jesus told me he'd be partying in West Hollywood tonight

9.

@GovMikeHuckabee Doesn't look like he's got a problem with it.

Lauren S.

@Daenerys1984

@GovMikeHuckabee Doesn't look like he's got a problem with it.

Some people thought this might be more about Mike Huckabee's feelings than Jesus's.

10.

@GovMikeHuckabee hahahahhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Payman Benz

@PaymanBenz

@GovMikeHuckabee hahahahhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

11.

.@govmikehuckabee my thoughts on you: *stomps around making armpit fart noises until my mom catches me*

fat fucking turd

@roughnreefy

.@govmikehuckabee my thoughts on you: *stomps around making armpit fart noises until my mom catches me*

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12.

@GovMikeHuckabee Here's a bright side for you: gay couples rarely need abortions. So hey, there's that.

Michelle Wolfson

@michellew_

@GovMikeHuckabee Here's a bright side for you: gay couples rarely need abortions. So hey, there's that.

13.

@GovMikeHuckabee HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!! Thanks for the laughs! Jesus probably wept when interracial couples were allowed to marry too?

Perez Hilton

@PerezHilton

@GovMikeHuckabee HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!! Thanks for the laughs! Jesus probably wept when interracial couples were allowed to marry too?

Thank goodness Jesus Himself stepped in to settle the argument.

14.

.@GovMikeHuckabee Those were tears of joy you fuckin' nitwit.

Jesus H. Christ

@IamJesusHChrist

.@GovMikeHuckabee Those were tears of joy you fuckin' nitwit.

15.

Paging @GovMikeHuckabee #prop8 #DOMA

Marta Evry

@venice4change

Paging @GovMikeHuckabee #prop8 #DOMA

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