11 Reasons Why 'Blue Crush' ABSOLUTELY Needs To Be Remade With Beyoncé

Appropriately titled 'Blu Crush.'

1. Beyoncé would wake up FLAWLESS, every day.

Anne Marie was...not so flawless.

2. Beyoncé would start the morning with a FIERCE surf.

Anne Marie only hops on a board with a clumsy QB.

3. Beyoncé wouldn't have hang ups...just TROPHIES on TROPHIES on TROPHIES.

Anne Marie was once on top...for a kid surf competition...NO trophy to show for it.

4. Beyoncé would NEVER be caught up in a bathroom drama. BOW DOWN BITCHES.

Anne Marie was butt hurt by the NFL wifeys hating on her.

5. Beyoncé wouldn't ANCHOR HERSELF WITH A HEAVY ASS ROCK UNDERWATER, that shit CRAY.

Anne Marie...go home, you're crazy.

6. Beyoncé would embrace all her FABULOUS sides and walk away unscathed from a shower of glass.

Anne Marie couldn't even face her ONE self, let alone that BRIEF crash encounter with a silly little wave while "training."

7. Beyoncé would LE SEXE wax her SURFBOARDT.

Anne Marie just broke all her surfboardts...she didn't like graining on that wood, WTF?!

8. Beyoncé would fearlessly CRUSH it at Pipe!

Anne Marie had a chicken-shit moment right before her set at pipe...so tired of your shit Anne Marie, just go home.

9. Beyoncé would be on her surfboardt on Surfing Magazine.

Anne Marie posed on the cover with a fist pump...really Anne Marie, go GTL in private.

10. Beyoncé would be a TRUE WINNER because she would go home to Blu Ivy.

Anne Marie just went home to her stoner teenage sister who looks like Avril Lavigne.

11. Beyoncé.

IT'S FUCKING BEYONCÉ, SHE WOULD BE RIDIN' WITH HER SURFBOARDT, SHE WOULD REP IT FOR ALL THE GIRLS WHO RUN THE WORLD!