The Definitive Ranking Of Dr. Mindy Lahiri's Beau's

Does Mindy Kaling just look on her FB and think, "Who do I want to make out with next..."?!

17. Tom (Bill Hader)

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Pros- None. He actually kind of sucks, if you think about it. Maybe the sex tape is a pro.

Cons- Eyebrow piercing. Had a mini mid-life-crisis when his wife left him.

16. Stevie (Bill Tangradi)

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Pros- Cares about his friends and family. Could totally get Mindy any bootleg thing she wants.

Cons- Lives in his mom’s basement

15. Josh (Tommy Dewey)

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Pros- Has great connections with hot athletes/ parties.

Cons- Do we even have to list them? Cheating, coke addiction, too much hair product... just to name a few.

14. Adam (Josh Meyers)

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Pros- Actually one of the best mouth guys in the city.

Cons- Prostitute

13. Dr. Reed (Ed Weeks)

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Pros- British. Came over whenever she called.

Cons- Too insecure. Also is it just me, or does his accent sound fake?

12. Jamie (BJ Novak)

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Pros- Good Conversation. Their real-life chemistry is hard to look past, too, to be honest

Cons- Clearly in love with his BFF the whole time. This was a lapse of judgment on Mindy’s part.

11. Brendan (Mark Duplass)

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Pros- Convenient. Good banter.

Cons- Kind of a jerk, but too crunchy to admit to it. At least Josh knew he was self centered and cocky.

10. Dennis (Ed Helm)

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Pros- Sweaters. Able to keep the Thanksgiving-nookie on the DL

Cons-Can’t deal with even a little crazy when Mindy runs off to a surgery. Which, for the record, is really cool and shows that she is a bad ass surgeon

9. Cliff (Glen Howerton)

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Pros- Wears a suit well. Legit texter.

Cons- He went to bed pretty quickly with Heather after he couldn't find Mindy. Also, Stage Five clinger.

8. Sam (Seth Rogan)

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Pros- In the Army

Cons- In the Army

7. Matt (Seth Meyers)

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Pros- Willing to get Mindy as much froyo as she wants.

Cons- He doesn’t stick around for more than a cameo.

6. Jason (Ben Feldman)

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Pros- Smart. Wears a messenger bag really well. Learned a Katy Perry song.

Cons- Too cool for school

5. Casey (Anders Holm)

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Pros- Selfless. Loves helping people, yada yada yada

Cons- Doesn’t have his act together.

4. Charlie

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Pros- Cops are hot, and he is a good cook

Cons- Bad timing

3. Graham (Timothy Olyphant)

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Pros- "This is how good I am at sex"- Okay, it is kind of obvious, but seriously, you can't beat that.

Cons- General personality.

2. Danny (Chris Messina)

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Pros- Her best friend. Genuine.

Cons- I know everyone loves Danny, but he can be pretty stubborn and frustrating sometimes. Also his relationship with Staten Island is a little intense. But I think I'm just looking for something bad to write.

1. Peter (Adam Pally)

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Okay, I know that they never did it, but come on. We know he is the best.

Pros- The sweaters, the love, the bro-ness. Everything.

Cons- Nothing.