1.
Coping with your dog's death
2.
Feeling trapped and overwhelmed
3.
Dealing with your parents' divorce
4.
Learning to masturbate because nobody will ever love you
6.
Realizing there is no objective purpose to the universe and your existence is meaningless
7.
Being the black sheep of your family
8.
Disappointing your loved ones constantly
9.
Being bullied because you're the only Jew in school
11.
Having to see a therapist because you're alarmingly depressed
12.
Moving into a hotel because your house burned down
13.
Feeling the impenetrable loneliness of merely existing
14.
Turning to drugs and alcohol
15.
Being beaten with a belt because your dad is drunk again