This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Apr 28, 201510 Reasons That Guinea Pigs Are Better Then YouOh my God! They SO Cute!by lexitaniaCommunity ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. They're Superheros Via laughingsquid.com 2. They're Master Programmers Via core0.staticworld.net 3. They won me this sweet ribbon when I was 11 nj.com I look down upon my self for the crocs, but Darth wouldn't judge me. 4. Guinea Pig babies are cuter than yours* cutehomepets.com *and more photogenic 5. They are the potato that flew around my room Via wordpress.com 6. They'll drive you to the doctors office Via i.imgur.com 7. Guinea Pigs will protect you in you journey through Narnia Via cdn.twentytwowords.com I Am Guinea Pig! Hear Me Roar 8. Also Dragons Via technabob.com 9. They're in you favorite fandoms Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via tumblr.com 10. They'll help you find love Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via tumblr.com Why yes I do sir, would you like to come to my place and see him? Your move haters, your move.