Things I've Learned From Movies

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1. True love is almost unachievable.

Don't watch Disney movies (I love Disney movies). Have you seen (500) days of Summer or Like Crazy? Dat shet don't exist!

2. An Alien life form is always out there to get the human race

3. Behind every A-List actor, was a B-List movie, or a television show.

and don't take that as a diss, cause I work in Television. Everyone has to start somewhere.

4. There are many singers who will never achieve a legitimate acting career. No matter how flawless they are.

Queen B in Dream Girls, Britney in Crossroads, all great in their own way but.... no Oscar winners.

5. Zombies

6. Michael Bay is the worst.

Oh wait, I mean M. Night Shyamalan.

7. Very rarely are movie sequels successful. Very Rarely

With the acception of the Toy Story sequels, and a few others

8. Television doesn't always translate well over to the big screen

I mean look at that. LOOK AT THAT.

9. Hollywood has ruined self confidence.

girl look at that body

10. Have a mind blowing script? And you MIGHT just get your audience to not text or tweet throughout your movie

P.S. Listen to the Inception score when you are driving on the highway, and have all your windows down. Its great.

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Come up with an amazing quote? You'll be around forever.

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Better than an amazing quote? Amazing theme song.

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