1. So you know it's going to be hot day one of a four day inferno
2. The morning sun looks angry
3. The beach is going to be hot crowded sticky
4. But there will be cool water
5. Perhaps an ice block would help
6. Time to go home
7. Thus is not looking great
8. Is this place open all night please please please
9. Only 3 more days of this to go
It will get worse before it gets better