Dear friend, yes you… It’s us here, the dogs and cats of the Internet… with under bites.
We know, we might look a little silly.
We might look a little bit smug, too.
We may even appear surprised.
Or maybe that’s anger.
Yeah, it’s anger. We’re mad… MAD!
We’re also sad.
And just a little bit crazy.
But whatever you think of us…
Just know we have feelings too.
So be careful about the jokes you make about our teeth.
You can reserve all jokes for this dog instead. Thank you.
Sincerely, the dogs and cats of the world with under bites.
- Donald Trump broke with decades of US policy by speaking with the president of Taiwan Friday, a move that could really piss off China.
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