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Lesbians and Cablemen
SOFT FEMME:
That girl just started following me on IG
HARD FEMME:
who
SOFT FEMME:
That girl who friended you on Facebook
HARD FEMME:
hahahahaha
dundundun
maybe she wants u
SOFT FEMME:
Maybe
The cable guy just asked for my number
Shit got awk
HARD FEMME:
whatt hahahahaha u lie
SOFT FEMME:
Not kidding
HARD FEMME:
were u flirting with him
SOFT FEMME:
I said we could be Facebook friends
Omg no
And then he asked if he could give me motorcycle lessons
He's been here for two hours
HARD FEMME:
Only you.
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