You need a man who can see through the bullshit and show you a good time, even when everything sucks. You and Lafayette will always be the life of the party!

Jason may seem simple, but he's a complex man with many layers. He's got a strong exterior, but below that is humor, sensitivity, oh, and, amazing abs.

You meet Sam and you know he's long-term material. He's completely loyal, always lands on his feet, and will only be more of a silver fox as your happy life together progresses.

Bill's the vamp for you — he may have issues, but your love is pure and magical, which will keep you together. Yes, he's great in the sack, but it's his old world, traditional values and manners that really make you blush.

Alcide is a vessel of pure animal lust. 100% man, he'll screw you like a god and protect you with his life. Grrrrrr.

This Viking god of hotness has always been your favorite — because while his seduction skills are so unbelievably good, he's also your intellectual equal. What you wouldn't give to become Mrs. Eric Northman, the world's most sexually satisfied woman...