1. What you think like when you're walking: diva strut.
What you actually look like:
2. Dancing: the koolest kat in the place.
Reality:
3. How you think you act when greeting friends and you're already drunk:
How that actually goes down:
4. Hanging out at the bar, scoping out the hotties:
When really you're like this:
5. Attempting to assert your intelligence of fine wines when drunk:
What you actually look like:
6. Attempting to discreetly pour yourself a fifth glass of wine with the tact of a sober person:
What actually happens:
7. How you imagine others seeing you from across the room:
What they actually see:
8. How cool you think you play it when your jam comes on:
How you actually react to said favorite jam:
9. And then, what you think you look like when rocking out to your jam:
Except it actually looks like this:
10. Your perceived authenticity and depth of a friendship you've just made, drunk:
The reality of that relationship:
11. Drinking alone:
What you actually look like drinking alone:
12. When you admit to being tipsy, thinking you're doing so in an adorable fashion:
How unconvincing you actually are:
13. The moment you realize you've had too much to drink (and you think no one notices):
How you actually look:
14. Telling people you're definitely not drunk:
What people actually see:
15. How awesome you think your night is:
What your night actually looks like:
