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    12 Vintage Teen Magazine Cover Stories That Would Never Happen Today

    "My 6-Cigarette Way to Quit Smoking." Um, rilly?

    1. Seventeen, 1976: "My 6-Cigarette Way To Quit Smoking"

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    Quit smoking by smoking.

    2. Teens Today, 1959: "Beach Behavior: Necking"

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    Those youths...always necking.

    3. Teen, 1961: "Chubby Chicks Look Slimmer In Minutes!"

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    This probably involves vertical stripes. Or a chainsaw.

    4. American Girl, 1964: "Salads"

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    Yum?

    5. Teen, 1958: "What is the new 'Chicken' Dance Craze?"

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    This is just like twerking...but different.

    6. Ingenue, 1964: "Magical Mother-Daughter Diet"

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    Aka, every girl's worst nightmare.

    7. Teen, 1970: "The Pow-Wow Look"

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    Well this is embarrassing.

    8. Seventeen, 1976: "Do YOU want children?"

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    Teen Mom 1.0.

    9. Ingenue, 1967: "The Cool One: Michael Caine"

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    This is actually quite endearing. Alas, the chances of Michael Caine gracing a teen mag cover again...are slim.

    10. Seventeen, 1966: "A computer picks the partners for a high school dance"

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    Well, the modern translation for this would be: "Teens prefer Facebook to IRL."

    11. In, 1966: "Confessions of a fat girl"

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    C'mon....really?!

    12. For Teens Only, 1967: Everything on this cover, pretty much.

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    Emotions that make you a woman too quickly!

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