1. Your toothbrush.
Apparently when you flush the toilet, tiny poop particles fly everywhere, and can definitely land on your toothbrush.
2. Holy water.
Austrian researchers discovered the following after analyzing water in holy springs and fonts in Vienna: "...86 percent of water samples from holy sources contain fecal matter, and every milliliter of holy water contained up to 62 million bacteria, none of it safe to drink." Holy shit, right?
3. Shopping carts.
This says it all: "Fecal matter found on 72 percent of grocery carts."
4. Your computer keyboard.
For those who can sometimes get a bit lazy with their hygiene, your computer keyboard can become a hotbed for bacteria and poop bits — and might even contain more germs than a toilet. Do you also take your laptop into the bathroom? Forget it.
5. Restaurant lemon wedges.
Covered in pewp. It's true.
6. Movie theater seats (and, generally, public seating everywhere).
You'll find traces of doodie anywhere lots of butts sit down, which includes movie theaters, plane seats, public transportation, park benches, and airport lounge seats.
7. Swimming pools.
Yup. But you already knew that.
8. Your phone.
According to Time, it's one in six.
9. Your face.
Kind of goes hand-in-hand with the cellphone dilemma. If you've got poop on your phone, you've probably got poop on your face.
10. Money.
11. Tanning beds.
Another common place poo hides out.
12. Soda fountains.
13. Pretty much everything on an airplane.
Dallas-Fort Worth's local CBS affiliate conducted tests on different spots in commercial aircraft and the results were so effing nasty, showing bacteria associated with the human gut nearly everywhere. But one hotspot was the backseat pocket.
