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Still waiting for my seashell bra.
Just more mess for you, Cinderella. And what, you don't even have to towel dry your hair or take it out of a bun? I'm so confused.
Not even Coachella flower crowns look like that.
A) This just doesn't work. B) Your mother would have thrown a fit. C) Your dad would have cried.
Where was Snow White keeping her stash of Revlon color-stay lipstick? Huh?
I suppose Belle would be very happy living in the era of the Man Bun.
I don't think sooOOoooOOooooO.
If only we all had size 3 feet. Damn you, CINDY!
Not at all rapey. Not one bit.
See how it all moves together? But how? What products are you using, Alice? Caterpillar serum?
Nope.
Now on sale at Urban.
Tried it. Nope. Doesn't work.
Cuz I still really want water mirrors in my house.
I can literally feel the pain of my earring hole stretching to the ground.
Tried it. Had to wear pink for a year because people thought I was a boy.
Ugh. I do not have ONE petticoat in my life and I am very bitter about it.
::Googles "petticoat stores los angeles"::
I mean, maybe with time. But it definitely wouldn't be as thick as Princess Jasmine's. Bitch.
You gotta hand it to Tink: Girl has unreal confidence.
I mean, really, Pocahontas.
Threading? Waxing? Plucking? There's gotta be a beauty salon in that little town of yours.
HAHAHAHA.
More like, whoops, we already boned. Now we r friendz?
Although, now, come to think of it, sitting around in a lagoon all day waiting for Peter Pan (of all boys!) to come talk to you ... seems pretty lame.
Otherwise known as: Failed Disney life hack #271.