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24 Texts You'd Only Get From Your Sister

Sister, sister. Never know how much you text her.

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Texts from sisters hashtagged #sistertext or #sistertexts ...

1. The text that tries to talk you into something.

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...with limited success.

2. The text that feigns disappointment.

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J/k mom and dad messed us both up equally!

3. The text that requires immediate attention.

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WHERE ARE YOU HELLO I AM FEELING ABANDONED.

4. The text that fesses up to stealing something of hers.

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Rub it in whydontcha.

5. The text which starts a ridiculous argument about something you "loaned" her.

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Happens every time.

6. The protective text.

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Have fun, just come home alive, mmmkay? Love, Big Sis.

7. The text that will hopefully make her proud.

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Learning from example.

8. The text in which you are both useless.

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#hahahawearesofunnyiloveyou

9. The text which accuses you of abandoning your sisterly duties.

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Look, I ONLY NEED YOUR EXPERTISE SO OFTEN.

10. The text that shares in the communal horror of dad in his tighty whities.

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Brothers wouldn't understand.

11. And the text that shares in the communal horror of parental sexuality.

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Barf.

12. The text that celebrates any weird advice you've ever given her.

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That's sweet.

13. The "what if" text.

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Whose only purpose is to illustrate her superiority.

14. The text of panic when she learns something that's been a family secret for years.

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Benefits of being the first born.

15. The text that cannot even barely contain your excitement at seeing each other (this is like text one of 4,000).

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!!!!!!!!!!

16. The text that shows you understand the dire importance of hair care products.

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She needs shampoo. And that you shall supply.

17. The text she sends in search of commiseration.

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I mean. Let's be real here.

18. The requisite inside joke text. The same joke that's been going for 10 years.

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And 10 years later it is still funny. To you.

19. The text that comes when she's too lazy to figure something out herself.

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What do you mean, you're not the source of all knowledge?

20. The text where you pretend you're both 10-years-old again.

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Huhuhuhuhuh.

21. The text about her future husband.

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Swooooon.

22. The "happy" birthday text only someone who grew up in the same room as you is allowed to send.

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Harsh but true.

23. The text that shows she knows you better than you know yourself.

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Sister knows.

24. And the text that comes when you both realize how lucky you are to be sisters.

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Sisters 4eva! <3 <3 <3

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