1. Short people on airplanes: Legroom for days.
Tall people on planes: You're packed tighter than a sardine in a can.
2. Short people shopping for clothes: Kids' section, here I come!
Tall people shopping: What is this, a clothing store for ANTS?!?!
3. Short people playing sports: I may be small, but I'm still going for the gold.
Tall people in sports: I WILL DESTROY YOU PEASANTS.
4. Short people and the showerhead: A menace from above.
Tall people and the war against showerheads: Good luck washing your hair!
5. Taking pictures when you are short: Selfies never work.
Taking pictures when you are tall: In every photo, you're the Headless Horseman.
6. Short people at shows: Suddenly, everyone is a tall person.
Tall people at shows: The enemy of all short people present.
7. Short people when they made you do this in gym class: Have a nice trip, see you next fall!
Tall people: Look at me, I'm flying!!
8. Short girls in heels: They're not an option, they're a necessity.
And if you're a tall girl in heels: You better not have a fear of heights.
9. Short people at the club: Just because you are taller than me, doesn't mean you should push me around like I am not here!
Tall people at the club: I can see the whole room!
10. Things short people are tired of hearing: Being called "small" or "little."
Things tall people are tired of hearing: "How's the weather up there?"
11. Short people and cars: And does this come with a driver's side booster seat?
Tall people in small cars: Insta-giant.
12. Short people and mirrors: I can almost see my lips!
Tall people and mirrors: Well, at least you always know if you've got shmutz on your shirt.
13. Short people walking next to tall people: HOW ARE YOU GOING SO FAST???
Tall people walking next to short people: I AM walking slow.
14. The most annoying thing you could do to a short person: Act shocked when you tell them just how short you are.
And the No. 1 most annoying thing you could do to a tall person: Tell them they're tall.
Just remember: No one is better in the short vs. tall debate. Flaunt whatcha got.
