1. Why do the doors to the bus say "Maximum Capacity 5 Girls" when the group's managers ALSO ride along?
2. When the girls attend this press party, why does everyone act like the Spice Girls are super duper lame?
3. Is there seriously a point to Posh having a mini-runway in her section of the bus?
4. Does Clifford get Wi-Fi on his laptop? In the '90s? Because that would be amazing.
5. How come Nicola isn't one of the Spice Girls?
6. Where is Alan Cumming's "documentary" supposed to air?
7. What is this photo shoot — that the girls HATE doing — actually for?
8. Why must Clifford always talk over the loudspeaker when they're on the bus? Is it a lazy thing or a power thing?
9. WTF is up with Trevor? Who leaves a woman when they're nine months pregnant?
10. Are there no NORMAL seats on their tour bus?
11. If Deborah studied politics, philosophy, and economics ... how did she get into the music industry?
12. I mean, who IS this guy, really — "The Chief"? Does he OWN the Spice Girls?
13. What is Mr. Step's – the girls' "dance" instructor —story? Because he seems very suspect.
14. And why are the girls made to go through basic training? How does that have anything to do with the Spice Girls or dance?
15. And is this whole dance + army training thing ALSO a spa retreat? I don't understand the purpose of this trip to the countryside.
16. The alien encounter: Are the Spice Girls actually delusional?
17. What DID happen to the girls' local cafe and the guy who ran it? Will the Spice Girls ever re-pay the owner the money they owe him for all the coffee?
18. Where did Posh learn to drive a bus? And moreover, how is she doing it in heels?
19. How long has the bomb been on the bus?! And WHO put it there?
20. The Hollywood types who are trying to sell Clifford on a Spice Girls movie — who do they work for?
21. And finally ... how has this movie not won an Oscar? Because it is wonderful.
