Skip To Content
  • Cute badge

27 Wonderful Christmas Gifts To Give Your Cat

Meowy Christmas.

1. Sadly, this pyramid cat hideout doesn't come in people size, but it will look really neat-o in your home.

It also comes with diamond cutout toys, because ONLY THE BEST is accepted.

LoveThyBeast Energy Pyramid, $32,

2. Keeping your cat cozy this winter with a heated bed will be the gift that keeps on giving.

This one's water-resistant, so your furry friend can use it inside or out.

Small indoor/outdoor heated bed, $31.49,


It's a Cat-io for crying out loud!

Cat keyboard scratcher, $11.99,

4. Who needs Santa's sleigh when you can push your indoor cat baby around in this stroller?

Bonus: The stroller has latches instead of zippers, so no stressing about zipping your kitty in.

Pet Gear stroller, $169.99,

5. I scream, you scream, your cat is an ice cream truck driver now.

Fish popsicles sold separately.

OTO ice cream truck for cats, $29,

6. Let your cat unwind with the purrfect nap in this fleece hammock.

And when it gets to be summer, just flip the hammock over for a lighter cotton side.

Cat hammock with wood stand, $98,

7. Here's a personalized food dish so they can have a Christmas feast to tell their cat friends about.

Color options include blue, orange, pink, red, yellow, and lime green.

GilbertandStone personalized food dish, $35.48,

8. For the very best kind of catertainment, all you need is the Cat Dreams DVD.

It's an hour and a half of cat porn, basically. (Think mice running through a house, birds chirping, etc.)

Cat Dreams DCD, $13.50,

9. It's a scratching post, and a cat bed, and there's a LIVING TREE at the base. NBD, just a TREEHOUSE for your cat.

The scratching post wraps around the trunk and stands a solid 28" tall.

Tree, $199,

10. These catnip fortune cookies look cute enough to eat.

But they're made of fleece, so you shouldn't.

Personalized Fortunes Inside of Catnip Fortune Cookies, $25,

11. Have a VERY Merry Christmas with these totally legal catnip joints.

All you have to do is toss them on the ground and watch your cat's minds expand, or just get cat-high. Whatever.

Catnip Joints, $10 for a pack of three,

12. Give your cat the gift of revenge (a concept she clearly gets?) with one of these handmade "retribution" toys.

Featuring the faces of Mel Gibson, Rupert Murdoch, or Vladimir Putin. Your choice.

Catnip toy, $12.50,

13. Now you and kitty-witty can pig out on Christmas treats together with these catnip-filled "cookies."


Catnip toy cookie gift set, $20,

14. Honor your cat's inner hunter with this badass cabin hideaway.

If your cat gets sick of the moose head, this cabin also comes with three other interchangeable ornaments: a fish, a bird, and a banner so you can write their name on it.

Loyal Luxe cabin, $38.99,

15. OK, so this isn't exactly a present for your pet, but it sort of is? A personalized tote for your cat's stuff?

Because obviously you need to carry it around, like, everywhere.

Personalized canvas tote, $25,

16. The fun to be had with these addictive bubbles by your pet AND you makes this soooo worth it.


Cosmic Catnip Bubbles, $5.99,

17. The perfect Christmasy catnip toys! They will literally look GOOD in your house.

Until kitty destroys them. DESTROY, KITTY, DESTROY!

Holiday tartan mice, $1,

18. Since cats have basically tricked humans into constantly giving them massages, might as well make it profesh with this paw rub.

Soothes dry and itchy cat paws!

Cain & Able Moisturizing Paw Rub, $18,

19. Finally, a fatality-free way for kitty to chase butterflies.

A remote control lets you control fake butterflies — super easy.

Ware Flying Fun cat toy, $17.49,

20. This fancy organic catnip is an upgrade from generic.

Sweet, sweet herb.

House of Cat USDA certified organic cat nip, $3.39,

21. Treat your furry friend past Christmastime with a KitNipBox subscription.

Every month lil' kitty will get a box filled with special toys and treats!

Subscriptions range from $19-$29,

22. Whale have a jolly good time with this cat scratcher.

It's also made from organic paper and glue.

Kafbo cat scratching whale, $56.24,

23. This food maze will make kitty work extra hard for his treat.

Not that it will make him appreciate food more, but whatever.

Catit Design Senses Treat Maze, $12.74,

24. Grain-free and vegan treats for the modern cat...who shops at Whole Foods.

And the packaging is just too cute.

Banzo Bits cat treats, $6,

25. These colorful dancing strings adorned with fun shapes are literally so awesome that I AM EXCITED RIGHT NOW. I GOTCHA...ERNHM...GOT...CHA...ARHGN.

Good for both old and young kitties!

Set of two High Flyer cat wands, $15,

26. The height of feline fashion comes with this haute cat-ure collar.

Florals were all the rage on the catwalk this season.

Shabby chic cat collar, $12-$12.50,

27. Here's a kitty litter cabin that could be featured in Arcat-techtual Digest.

It's handmade out of cedar and redwood.

Myroxycat cedar cat house, $200,