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27 Wonderful Christmas Gifts To Give Your Cat

Meowy Christmas.

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1. Sadly, this pyramid cat hideout doesn't come in people size, but it will look really neat-o in your home.

It also comes with diamond cutout toys, because ONLY THE BEST is accepted.

LoveThyBeast Energy Pyramid, $32,

2. Keeping your cat cozy this winter with a heated bed will be the gift that keeps on giving.

This one's water-resistant, so your furry friend can use it inside or out.

Small indoor/outdoor heated bed, $31.49,


4. Who needs Santa's sleigh when you can push your indoor cat baby around in this stroller?

Bonus: The stroller has latches instead of zippers, so no stressing about zipping your kitty in.

Pet Gear stroller, $169.99,

7. Here's a personalized food dish so they can have a Christmas feast to tell their cat friends about.

Color options include blue, orange, pink, red, yellow, and lime green.

GilbertandStone personalized food dish, $35.48,


8. For the very best kind of catertainment, all you need is the Cat Dreams DVD.

It's an hour and a half of cat porn, basically. (Think mice running through a house, birds chirping, etc.)

Cat Dreams DCD, $13.50,

9. It's a scratching post, and a cat bed, and there's a LIVING TREE at the base. NBD, just a TREEHOUSE for your cat.

11. Have a VERY Merry Christmas with these totally legal catnip joints.

All you have to do is toss them on the ground and watch your cat's minds expand, or just get cat-high. Whatever.

Catnip Joints, $10 for a pack of three,

12. Give your cat the gift of revenge (a concept she clearly gets?) with one of these handmade "retribution" toys.

Featuring the faces of Mel Gibson, Rupert Murdoch, or Vladimir Putin. Your choice.

Catnip toy, $12.50,


14. Honor your cat's inner hunter with this badass cabin hideaway.

If your cat gets sick of the moose head, this cabin also comes with three other interchangeable ornaments: a fish, a bird, and a banner so you can write their name on it.

Loyal Luxe cabin, $38.99,

15. OK, so this isn't exactly a present for your pet, but it sort of is? A personalized tote for your cat's stuff?

Because obviously you need to carry it around, like, everywhere.

Personalized canvas tote, $25,


18. Since cats have basically tricked humans into constantly giving them massages, might as well make it profesh with this paw rub.


25. These colorful dancing strings adorned with fun shapes are literally so awesome that I AM EXCITED RIGHT NOW. I GOTCHA...ERNHM...GOT...CHA...ARHGN.


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