1. London kids chowing some cones in 1914. Topical Press Agency / Getty Images 2. 1949: Little girl proves that most children look drunk 98 percent of the time. Don Price/Hulton Archive / Getty Images 3. Further proof of this as seen in this 1956 photo. Erich Auerbach / Getty Images 4. 1954: Wasssuuuuup, ice cream? Fox Photos / Getty Images Taken on the beach at Cliftonville, Kent. 5. Is this 1937 photo a metaphor for ice cream saving lives? I approve. Fred Morley/Hulton Archive / Getty Images Taken in Ruislip, England, where there's a reservoir and artificial beach for swimming. 6. 1939 fly girls. Fox Photos / Getty Images At a Hospital Carnival at Pontypool, Wales. 7. 1935 youths showing cones who's boss. Reg Speller/Fox Photos/Getty Images On a beach in Littlehampton, U.K. 8. That's actually Hayley Mills (the actress from the original Parent Trap) chillin' with some ice cream and a lion cub in 1957. Evening Standard / Getty Images Taken at a London zoo. 9. Father-son bonding in 1950. Orlando / Getty Images Shelter Island, New York. 10. YUM BANANA SPLIT. Orlando / Getty Images 11. 1955: Best. Brother. Ever. Three Lions / Getty Images Nagasaki, Japan. 12. Even in 1955, this is still a bummer. Orlando / Getty Images Taken at an American seaside pier. 13. 1958: So much cuteness. Nocella / Getty Images 14. Two boys in 1950 making a total mess. Get it! Norman Vigars / Getty Images Taken near the sea in Eastbourne, U.K.