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The 18 Most Awesome Things That Ever Happened At Whole Foods

Who knew Whole Foods sold organic hilarity?

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1. When the produce section was all "turn UP!"

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Ain't no party like a Whole Foods party.

2. When it was like, YES cake IS an essential source of nutrients.

#wholefoodsfail Really Las Vegas?

3. When Fabio picked up this lady...

Sexy.
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Sexy.

4. And on a different day, he picked up this guy.

I mean... does Fabio just go to random Whole Foods stores picking people up?
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I mean... does Fabio just go to random Whole Foods stores picking people up?

5. When they sold "Walkin' Around Beer."

Grocery shopping is so much fun.
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Grocery shopping is so much fun.

6. When they sold cupcakes shaped like hamburgers.

Whole foods cupcakes never fail to impress me

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Whole foods cupcakes never fail to impress me

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7. When they encouraged a... how do you say it... "liberal" lifestyle?

Feel like I'm back in college again.
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Feel like I'm back in college again.

8. When they snuck Reptar from Rugrats into a display.

I hope that means they're hosting a Reptar on Ice show that day.
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I hope that means they're hosting a Reptar on Ice show that day.

9. When they sold donut bacon maple ale.

Repeat: Donut. Bacon. Maple. Beer. Clearly all the best tastes in a beverage that makes you feel good.
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Repeat: Donut. Bacon. Maple. Beer. Clearly all the best tastes in a beverage that makes you feel good.

10. When they sold these punny gift cards.

"Dough." LOL. How apt.
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"Dough." LOL. How apt.

11. When its lunches ruled the earth.

But how much for that dinosaur?
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But how much for that dinosaur?

12. When the tasting notes for PBR were like, "Let's be honest, here."

Yes you DO really need notes for a PBR. THESE notes.
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Yes you DO really need notes for a PBR. THESE notes.

13. When Grumpy Cat showed up in the frozen foods aisle.

Purrfect.
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Purrfect.

14. When Walter White stared you down as you selected a baguette.

Heisenbread.
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Heisenbread.

15. When it sold "orgernerrrc bleerrberrrerrs." Which is exactly how "organic blueberries" should always be spelled.

Also that Photoshop magic is winning.
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Also that Photoshop magic is winning.

16. When Stormtroopers took over the gourds and squash section.

Soldiers of the Organic Empire?
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Soldiers of the Organic Empire?

17. And when they were thoughtful enough to engineer a phthalate-free plastic baby.

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Just don't eat the baby.

18. When you didn't have to ROOT around for a deal.

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How did they ever come up with that one?

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