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21 Menus That Failed So Hard They Almost Won

Side of jalapenis, please.

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1. This "kid-friendly" menu seems rather morbid, no?

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3. Mmmm...gotta love that nuts with scum.

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4. For $100, those beer battered onion rings should come with a side of gold.

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5. Cordon bleu...to be enjoyed AFTER your election.

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6. I feel bad for these specials.

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7. Ass meat is my favorite.

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8. And curry is only good when it's poo-green.

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9. "Yes, sir, and would you like that with or without stench?"

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10. Leakage open sandwich. Yum.

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12. "Yes, sir, these particular prawns were birthed from first cousins. Delicious."

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13. Anus burger? Think you mean Angus.

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14. XXX jalapenis comin' right up.

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15. Gimme an order of your fried balls.

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16. "Made fresh yesterday" is officially the most passive aggressive sale ever.

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17. Ghost cheese...is that like cheese that died and rose from the grave?

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18. Because, duh, wine=win.

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19. Just be sure to ask for the C-L-T sandwich. Don't try to read it all at once.

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20. Polio Monterrey — is there no vaccine for that?

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21. "The Whatever...can I get that gluten-free?"

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IDK whatever.

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