1. Jonathan Adler Brass Bird Menorah, $350

Brass birds bein' boss.
2. TroonToyWorks Handmade Wood And Brass Menorah, $70

Beautiful and delicate — this almost looks like a musical instrument. And a 5, 6, 7, 8: Dreidel dreidel I made you out of clayyyyy.
3. JAMinART Hand-Cast Dinosaur Menorah, $125

Holy Hanukkah it's a MENORAHSAURUS.
4. West Elm Acrylic Menorah, $37

Sleek and simple.
5. StudioArmadillo Ceramic Origami Menorah, $115

Crafted by an Israeli Etsy artisan, this lovely, modern design is handmade in Tel Aviv. Legit.
6. Nelson Crossing Walnut And Copper Zig-Zag Menorah, $159

In the words of the Spice Girls: "Zig-a-zig Hanukkahhhhh"
7. Idale Handmade Star Of David Cutout Menorah, $85

Ceramic with a golden glaze, this lovely little menorah will cast a pretty glow on your celebration.
8. Karim Rashid "Menorahmorph," $50

A good option for '90s kids because doesn't this kind of remind you of the Nickelodeon logo?
9. StilNovoDesign Recycled Oat Menorah, $275

Here's an eco-friendly option — it's made of recycled white oak staves from French wine barrels.
10. Jonathan Adler Ceramic Elephant Menorah, $128

Squeee! Bebe elephant!
11. West Elm Wood And Metal Menorah, $34

West Elm, thank you, for being one of the only retailers out there to make COOL, affordable menorahs. Todah. Todah rabah.
12. World Market Handcrafted Wood And Metal Menorah, $22.49

This little guy is made of mango wood. OoooOoooOoooo.
13. StudioArmadillo Tangram Menorah, $209

This might be even funner than dreidel.
14. Mary Jurek Temple Menorah, $150

This asymmetrical rosewood design is very grown-up. But, like, a cool grown-up would have this.
15. FewBits Modern Wood Menorah, $110

These lights are tight, amirite?
16. Amy Reichert Water Blossom Menorah, $360

Whoa. This is such a cool and inventive take on the menorah.